Peace for ozcura and headaches for demons !

“This forest is our !” claimed Holg , the first Ozcuro  chief .
“No  , you'll never get it ! Bastards !” answered  the second Ozcuro chief  Higor . Before his opponent could say something , he raised  his sword and try to behead him . But fortunately ( or unfortunately , depend of the point of view ) the other orc jumped backward and started to flee in direction of his village. When he was at a safe distance from Higor  , he turned back and shouted :
“You'll never get it as long I am alive”
”I can arrange this little detail”answered the other
“Next week , I will come here with my proud warriors so you better bring your morons and get ready to be beaten !”
After this challenge  , he turned back and left the glade . Holg  knew that Higor  had some contacts with humans and gonna ask them to help him so he need allies and who could be a better ally than the demons who were their creators .

6 days later …

“Where is this damned village !!” shouted the demon officer at his two  bodyguards . But they were as lost as him so they just continued to look at the trees , trying to find a clue of the orc village's direction . After ten minutes  the officer  ,who is a tall fire demon named Noctyfer  , began to sneeze . The two succubus who are his bodyguards , look at him with astonishment .
“What ? You never see somebody sneeze before ?” aggressively asked the officer .
“Hum , sire it's not cold …” humbly said one of the succubus .
“Only 32 degrees and you tell me that it's not cold ! Are you kidding me !?”
“Well , this temperature isn't far from dryness  in this country”
“Maybe but when we reached this village , I  immediately want a  fireplace or something like that ... But I know that nothing can be as good at the reception  the last time we went in a human city .  You don't remember when they tied us on woods  . What's the name of this type of sauna ? Ah , I remember they call it pyre !”
“Sire , they try to kill us , it wasn't funny !!”said the second succubus
But , the officer can not tell them his vision of  a perfect place  ( it included a lot of fire , some prisoners and many sharp tools ) because suddenly an orc  sprays from a bush and without any fear ask them if they were the demons send to help Holg  .
Still shocked by this apparition , Noctyfer lowly nodded .
“Perfect , follow me !” quickly said the Ozcuro orc before running across the bushes .
The demons , who didn't want to spend the night in this forest ( you know even some demons fear darkness )
About twenty minutes later , they finally reached the orc village  . There , they were welcomed by Holg  who briefly explained them the situation . After what , they went into a tent which was at the center of the village . There , twelve orcs were waiting for them .
“Shut up and sit down” ordered Holg
“We are here to choose the strategy which we are going to use , understand ?” he continued
“We can attack them frontally” said one of the orc
“No , we'd rather do a face attack !” exclaimed an other
“I think that the better strategy is to attack them eye to eye” replied Holg
Noctyfer who didn't expect this argument , stood up and shouted :
“Shut you freaking mouth ! Now ; listen to me , we gonna go to this forest and kill everyone who try to stop us !”
All the orcs looked at him puzzled and one of them started to say something : “I thi ..
“Don't say a word or I will break you something !!” yelled the demon fire
When he saw that the other orcs stared at him frightened , he added :
“In all cordiality  , of course ...”
After this short “discussion” , the demons went to their tent and try to sleep . But they quickly understood that they could not sleep . And it had a link with the many kids in the village .
“Ahhh !! When are they gonna stop ??” yelled one of the succubus .
“Mhh , I don't know but I gonna make them end now if they don't” answered  Noctyfer .
His bodyguards couldn't say something before the sound made by the nocturnal “activities” of the orc restarted .


7 hours later

“AH !!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Holg  while he run across the village . Awaken by the noise , the demons came out of their tent . The first thing, they saw was Holg  running with a helmet and yelling . Around him , the other Ozcuras stared at him with astonishment .
“What the hell is going on !?” asked  Noctyfer to the Ozcuras
“The human cast a curse on me ! I'm blind!” sobbed Holg
“A human curse ? Are they trying to steal the market of black magic ??”
“No , during the last wizard reunion , they tell us that curse is for newbie ; they preferred prophesies”
“Hum , they may have lied , Holg  come , we must inspect you !”
“No , you gonna be also blind , keep away from me !' answered Holg  before restarted running
“Hum sire , his helmet is a bit strange … It had no eye shade on the front but one is the back”
Noctyfer looked more closely to the helmet and suddently understood :
“Asshole , you put your helmet upside down !” he bawled to Holg
But , Holg  was still convinced that he was victim of a curse so he began to flee away from the demons to “protect” them .

10 minutes , 3 tackles attempts and 8 trip attempts latter

“Hold him” ordered Noctyfer to his bodyguards while he removed Holg 's helmet .
“I can see again ! Many thanks , I didn't know that you are a magician” said Holg
“Mhhh , well it's not really magic . Otherwise  , when are we gonna attack ?”
“Now , I was here to tell you but when I put my helmet , the curse struck me . We attack now” answered Holg
Noctyfer , this damned mission gonna end  and it's not too early ….
Holg 's army quickly reached the battlefield but there , they were confronted to a big problem . To make it simple , all the Ozcura orcs were in traditional armour but the probleme was that the other orcs also wore traditional armour so they looked exactly the same …
A scrimmage began between the orcs and quickly Noctyfer could not distinguish his orc from the other orcs .
“Moron !! You are useless !! Go out of their side of the battlefield” ordered  Noctyfer
But , Ozcuros took the order literatim and flee backward , to their village … *
“What ?? Stop that ! Go back to the fight”  yelled uselessly   Noctyfer
But the other side had also problems , because when the human general ordered to his orcs to follow their opponent . They understood that they can go home and do it !
Holg , Higor  , the human general , his two knights and the demons were the last on the battlefield .
Noctyfer and the general began to fight while Holg  and Higor  also fought .
The bodyguards, who had been ordered to stay out of this chiefs duel , began to bet on who will be the winner .
“ 5 golds coins that Noctyfer won” bided one of the succubus
“10 that my lord won” added one of the knight

9 minutes , 2 sword and 1 horn broken later

“Ahhhhh!!!!!”
Noctyfer began to cry when he understand that one of his horn were broken …
“Stop crying sir please , I'm sure that your mum can repair it” told him one of the succubus
But it had no effect expect increase the fire demon's tear . The human lord ,embarrassed by his tears , proposed him his helmet to cover his head . Noctyfer stopped to cry , looked carefully to the helmet  put it and questioned one of the succubus :
“ I am as scary as before ?”
“yes sir ,no doubt sir”
The demons and the humans suddently noticed that Holg  and Higor weren't  making noise .  So they looked around and finally found them mutually  knocked-out .
“I think that we our superiors that we can't find the Ozcura camp so we went back”
proposed  Noctyfer
“Mhh , a good idea ,  Knight on saddle now we left this damned place”
“Succubus , on saddle to and go out of here”
“Euh , sire it won't be possible ...” replied a succubus
“Why ?”
“We don't have horses ...”
“What happened to them ?”
“You ate them , a week ago”

A week later

Noctyfer had  reached the black legion headquarters and made his report to his superiors .
“ Mhh , it's not a problem if you don't find Ozcuras because we had a new mission for you . You must trained the orc battalion who joined our legion last week” told him his officer .
But in training camp , while he was reviewing the troops he recognized Holg  and Higor  .
“NOT THEM AGAIN !!”screamed Noctyfer before fainted.

At the same time , in a human castle :

“So , you don't find Higor  ?”
“No , it was like he vanished” answered the lord to his counterpart .
“Damn them , and why did not you tortured  a few orcs  to had  informations about him ?”
“I can't  , something like basic civil right , civilization and goodness  ... you knwo all this bureaucrats 's stuff”


* : To help you make an idea of their speed , they left the battlefield faster than some player left the session when they start to loose in some video game *cought* call of duty *cought *